Cake Or Death T-shirt

Ahoy, ye scurvy dogs! Is it cake? Or is it death by explosion? There's only one way to find out—blow out the candle and take your chances! ⚓

Inspired by the Sea of Thieves, this tee features a keg stamped with the phrase “Cake or Death” right next to a suspiciously tempting slice of cake. But be warned, matey—just like a well-placed gunpowder keg on an enemy ship, this dessert might pack a deadly punch! 💣🎂

Perfect for fearless pirates who love sinking ships, plundering loot, and living life on the edge! Whether you're sailing the seas or just swappin' tall tales at the tavern, this shirt will have your crewmates wondering: is it a slice of sweetness or certain doom?

So what'll it be, captain? Will ye feast on cake—or face a fiery end? Either way, grab this shirt and prepare to leave 'em guessing. Cake or death? It's all in a pirate’s day of fun! 🎂💀🏴‍☠️

Material: 100% organic ringspun combed cotton