Derpy Cat Crochet Kitty

Meowdy hooman! It’s me, your new best derpy friend! I'm a smooshy, cuddly, one-of-a-kind crocheted cat made of fluffy blanket wool (so soft, you’ll think I’m a cloud!) and I’ve got sparkly safety eyes that twinkle like the stars... or maybe like the kitchen light when you're sneaking snacks.

I’m just 4 inches tall and 4 inches wide—a perfect chonklet size! Big enough to sit on your desk and judge your life choices, but small enough to snuggle in your pocket. Don’t worry, I’m low-maintenance. No food? No problem. No litter box? Even better! Just give me a little pat or boop my derpy face, and I’ll bring you joy every single day.

Whether you need a buddy for work, a plush pal for your collection, or a tiny guardian for your snacks, I’m the purrfect choice. Adopt me today, and I’ll purr-mise to be the derpiest, fluffiest, most sparkly-eyed cat you’ve ever loved.

P.S. My derp is strong, but my snuggles are stronger. ❤️